balls
hello darling
Always reblog this.
sitting in class. teacher is pulling up different archive websites. one comes up with a banner of a hedgehog.
i said “aw, hedgehog. i like hedgehogs.”
she responded “i prefer otters”
and i literALLY DON’T KNOW IF SHE WAS MAKING A SHERLOCK REFERENCE OR NOT.
I DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND. I JUST KIND OF
why does it seem like every dad sneezes really loud
why do we call them “college aus” when we could be calling them “alternate universities”
ohmygod
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
is.. is.. isn’t that what it is..?
i’ve been angry about this for my entire life
Oh, is not just the english language, my friend, spanish has the same shit